what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg
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Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite crossaints
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED:
i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)
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One year.
525,600 minutes
525,000 moments so dear
Amazing.
woah
Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.
This is beyond perfect..
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why is there a galaga machine in the library: the-vashta-nerada: there’s three different kinds of white people -...
there’s three different kinds of white people - “literally everything i wear is from hollister” white people, “i have a lakehouse in cape cod and wear cardigans and listen to vampire weekend” white people, and “my high school has a ‘bring your tractor to school day’” white…
| Tim Burton: | Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-... |
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| Johnny Depp: | Yes. |
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
Why does this have so many notes.
Do you know who William Shakespeare is
the best “oh I wasn’t talking to you” in history
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people make the fuss over really really small subtle details in kids movies and shows, like there not being any black people in brave and the “”“vulgar”“” language in regular show and stuff like that. they were so much more relaxed about it like 10 years ago. just look at the powerpuff girl.
the main villain was a crossdressing devil lobster
people nowadays would shit a chicken if another androgynous satanic crustacean was on a kid show
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