STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED:
i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)
|Tim Burton:||Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...|
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
Why does this have so many notes.
Do you know who William Shakespeare is
the best “oh I wasn’t talking to you” in history
people make the fuss over really really small subtle details in kids movies and shows, like there not being any black people in brave and the “”“vulgar”“” language in regular show and stuff like that. they were so much more relaxed about it like 10 years ago. just look at the powerpuff girl.
the main villain was a crossdressing devil lobster
people nowadays would shit a chicken if another androgynous satanic crustacean was on a kid show